Well human race haven’t we been busy!
We’ve been throwing heavy things, jumping over high things and balancing on thin things non-stop recently, we even put something on Mars! Well done us!
Now after all this extraordinary exertion you must really need a break humanity. Yes, yes I know. I can hear you all grumbling in agreement. But before I give you the good news I have some terrible news too! I recently discovered that some among us have been seriously underperforming…
There are rumours that people are watching entire seasons of a series in a day! In. bed. Even more horrifying still is the truth that some people sometimes never leave the house! I mean we all have our dark side but this is just treacherous. Maybe the worst of all was discovering that “Curiosity” the Mars Rover apart from taking terrible instagram photos has a very evil past… murdering cats!
But it’s time for the good news; for those of us who have done our part we have the opportunity to watch others produce beads of sweat and create blurs on a field, and even for those of us who have slacked in the recent weeks, you have the opportunity to redeem yourself by leaving the house during prime time TV!
It’s the Internal Hockey League Final Bash!
The UCT Hockey Club will be hosting the event on Saturday 25th August. Kicking off with the Ladies Final at 18:00. This will be followed by the infamous Bushies vs Kwags clash, and then the Mens Final. There will be music, dancing, sport and of course alcohol. Even free alcohol for FilmSoc members!
To attend the Facebook event and get more details click here: https://www.facebook.com/events/155736521216899/
So to those of you feeling unbelievably guilty about your lack of “doing things” don’t fret, you still have a chance to turn it around. And if you’re feeling like a failure just remember that the guy who made Kony 2012 got arrested before Kony did.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.